- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

my wife out of the kitchen

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

sucks Syntax...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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