What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What are annoying? Ads.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's the difference between a duck?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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