- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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