- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Michael Brown

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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