- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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