you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Who is John Galt?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Who wants $300? Me too.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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