- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Women's Rights.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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