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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

a man checks his mypsace

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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