Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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