Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Jimmy Saville

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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