A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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