- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

* anti-punchline

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

This statement is false.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??