- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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