- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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