Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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