- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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