- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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