Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Fat? Jesse Z

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Diarrhea

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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