What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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