- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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