- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard