why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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