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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

God is real.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Want to hear a joke? Obama

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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