- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I literally died laughing

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

No antijoke here.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Obama

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Waffles ate my grandma

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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