What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Ms Leong Sux

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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