Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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