- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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