Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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No!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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