A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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