How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What does? 42

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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