- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Sloths

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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