- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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