- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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