- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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