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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

poopy is poopy

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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