- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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