- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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