- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why? Why not?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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