- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Dead girls can't say no.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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