- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

You dropped something.... Yo lip

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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