- Anti Joke

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.