- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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