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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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