- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why girl die cancer

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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