What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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