What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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school homewrok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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