- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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