- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Me

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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