Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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