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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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