A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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