- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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