What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

This is not a joke.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

WNBA

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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