- Anti Joke

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Obama lin Baden.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

123 f*ck off

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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