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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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