- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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