- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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