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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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