- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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