Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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