Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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