- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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