- Anti Joke

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

69 why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

i killed my family

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.