- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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