- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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