So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Tilt your screen back .

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I love alchohol!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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