- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I named my son ps2 controller

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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