What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Cheese

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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