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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A jew enters a mall.

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