Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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