- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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