do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

yeyeyeyeye live action

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

silver bullet?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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