- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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