What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Women's Rights

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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