What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Ol-ive

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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France had one revolution

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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