- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so punny.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

This is not funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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