- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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