My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A woman walks into a bar.

girls basketball

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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