- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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