- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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