What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Anti Joke

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