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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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