- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Pickles are powerful

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Death by kayak

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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