- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??