- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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