Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

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