How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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