Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

whats gay and american? a gay american

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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