- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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