- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

batman has diarrhea

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.