- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Nice belt.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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