You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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