- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

the economy.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

aodhan hearty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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