- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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