If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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