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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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