a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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