- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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