- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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