- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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