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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what are three short words? i a am

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

No antijoke here.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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