A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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