- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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