What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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