- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Obama

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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