- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

You idiot thats 9 letters

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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