Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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