Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Chlamydia

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A fat guy!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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