PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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