What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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dallen loves penis

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