- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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