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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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