A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What is my name? I dont know

whats black and large -me

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...