- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Swag.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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